Somehow You Went Wrong, Lindsey

(Try singing this poem to Dionne Warwick's version of "Alfie," by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.)

 

Somehow you went wrong, Lindsey.°

Don't you feel like the president's chump?

Don't you feel he's wrong, stringing you along, Lindsey?

Strange things happen when you deal with Trump.

You once said he was unfit,

And if he was so unfit, Lindsey,

Then what happened to make him the man?

There can be no doubt what this is about, Lindsey.

How did a foe become his biggest fan?

I guess it doesn't matter if you've got no pride, Lindsey.

How can you live with yourself?

Can it be that Putin has some dirt on you, too,

That you want to hide, Lindsey?

Your odd behavior baffles us, Lindsey.

Wait till you're thrown under the bus. You will be, Lindsey.

If a fool is what you want to be,

Say good-bye to dignity, Lindsey.

Lindsey…

 

-by Bob B (10-28-19)

°Lindsey Graham, Senator from South Carolina

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