Donald Trump's MAGA Nuns

“Hey, Proud Boys, lay down your guns!

I have got my MAGA nuns.

The one with the Bible has my back.

She’ll give my opponents a whack.

The others are praying for my victory

And say their words are benedictory.

Let this miracle come to pass.

My MAGA nuns will save my a*s.”

-by Bob B (10-25-20)