BREAKING NEWS: Big Bird° Upsets Cruz

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas

Has a gripe with Big Bird now.

Big Bird mentioned his vaccination,

And Ted Cruz had a cow.

 

That is government propaganda,

Cruz declared, as if on cue.

But vaccinations have been a theme

With Big Bird since 1972.

 

Big Bird feels that public health

And safety are an important aim.

It's sad but also not a surprise

That Cruz doesn't feel the same.

 

Perhaps Big Bird should talk about

The issue of massive voter fraud

Or giving tax breaks to the rich--

A couple of topics that Cruz would laud.

 

Or maybe Cruz would much prefer

That Big Bird go in a different direction

And tout the January 6

U.S. Capitol insurrection.

 

Ted Cruz is totally

Obsessed with things that he abhors.

Instead of working to help the people,

He's too caught up in his culture wars.

 

-by Bob B (11-9-21)

°Big Bird is a larger-than-human puppet on the children's TV program "Sesame Street."