Ark Madness

Among the many biblical myths,

My favorite is the story

Of Noah and his ark, which is

A borrowed allegory.

 

It's fun to imagine how Noah could manage

To fit into his boat

Two of every 8 million species

And keep his boat afloat. 🤣

 

There are folks around the world

Who have long insisted

That Noah and that gigantic ark

Actually existed. 😮

 

Somebody built a "replica,"

And people find it ducky

To visit it at the Ark Encounter

In the state of Kentucky. 🤪

 

Tour guides take groups to Turkey

To look for the ark each year.

If people spend their money on that,

One thing's crystal clear:

 

They are surely being fleeced.

Maybe they don't mind it.

But they should forget about seeking the ark,

For they ain’t gonna find it. 😉

 

-by Bob B (2-14-25)