Well, Is It Greenland or Iceland?

When Trump gave his speech in Davos,°

From what we can tell,

It is rather obvious that

The man isn't well.

 

Although his press secretary

Will rush to his defense,

His rambling speeches have gotten worse

And seldom make much sense.

 

To find much truth in what he says,

One would be hard-pressed.

He's been obsessed with Greenland lately--

Disturbingly obsessed--

 

To such a degree that he has threatened

Folks in other lands

That he will make life difficult if

They don't meet his demands.

 

He kept calling Greenland Iceland

While he blathered on

In Davos. I think his mental bank

Account is overdrawn.

 

He really ought to close his account.

We all need a break.

That would be the best thing to do

For everybody's sake.

 

-by Bob B (1-22-26)

 

°At the 2026 Davos World Economic Forum in Switzerland