Hissy Fits

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth

Have been throwing hissy fits.

Sadly, their childish tantrums make

Both of them look like a couple of twits.

 

Petey was mad at photographers

At Pentagon briefings, for he didn't like

Photos that they had posted of him,

And so he told them to take a hike.

 

Donny is mad at our allies because

After the huge mess he has made

By starting a war with Iran, he now

Expects our allies to come to his aid.

 

The Strait of Hormuz has become

A danger to freighters that try to pass through.

He wants our allies to put themselves

In danger, but they say, No can do.

 

Such role models: Donny and Petey!

It doesn't take a genius to know

That that is what can happen when

Incompetent clowns are running the show.

 

-by Bob B (3-17-26)