For us or A-- ginsters

Back in hospital first Meal.

This thing arrived upon a plate

be fair it wasn't truly great

it seemed to have apastry base

a soggy crust, a lack of taste.

 

Whatever it contained inside

it was a while xince it had died

accompanied by a lump of spud

a  dollop scoopedx potato pud.

 

and one fresh mess of garden peas

which sat there in comple4te unease

alongside lumpy brown goo, maybe

congealed sometghing, maybe gravy.

 

It's Ginsters they said in happy chorus

I'm sure as hell it wasn't for us.

Author's Note

Ginsters is a well known commercial company mass producing a product that if it resembles a Cornish pasty certainly isnt good in my Humble opinion

Reviews

[Alan Nettleton]

Sounds like my ex wife's cooking you've got there!! thanks fer the giggle.