Late for School

(Police Sirens)
Me: Aw come on popo I can't do this now, ima be late for class.
Cop: (Walks up to the car and asks) Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: It just looked like I was going fast cuz everyone else was going slow. I mean 25 mph in a 55 speed limit, really?
Cop: Oh really now. Then how come my speed gun says 105mph?
Me: Well I'm sorry to say this sir, but I think you're speed gun is glitching.

Cop: Sir, I'm going to need to you step out, and come down with me to the police station.

Me: (Damn it! Only if I was as funny as Gabriel Iglasias) Would it make you feel better if I play the "Bad boys" song for you?

Cop: Boy that would make my day right about now, but you're still coming with me.

Me: (Damn it!)