A Note From Me (part two)

A warning of sorts I'm having an anxiety attack so yeah I'm going to kill myself any given day

Warning

I'm Not Someone You Want To Talk To

I'm a s**t person. Like to know why? F**k yourself, that's why.

1. I LOATHE practically every human. Unless you're a stereotypical Asian, I probably won't like you.

2. If you are considering flirting with me, F**K YOU. If I actually "date you," I'll most likely get bored of you in a day and cheat on you.

3. If you're very (openly) religious, I will bash your f*****g skull in. I don't go around talking about how fake god is, so don't force your s**t onto me.

4. Unless you're my friend (and I mean that you're actually me friend), I will constantly want to stab you. Of course I won't say this, but I will be thinking it.

5. I'm a lustful person with standards. Unless you're Adam f*****g Driver, LeafyIsHere, Danny Sexbang, or some other hot dude, F**K OFF.

6. I love making the people I hate feel like s**t. If I hate myself, I want you to as well.

7. I'm selfish.

8. I want to kill myself. I won't do it, but I want to. Don't f*****g come to me and "try to help." You only make it worse.

Now, here's the the good me...

1) If you message me, my world lightens up; I feel like I'm not a nobody.

2) If we become friends, I will do everything in my power to brighten your day

3) I will cheat on you no matter what, I fear commitment, but I will still be the best girlfriend I can be (despite that)

4) I love learning about what other cultures believe from afar. I'm very well educated on religion and I'd gladly discuss it peacefully with you if you'd like

5) I love knowing I can make someone happy

6) Whenever someone reviews my writing in a good light, I feel that living is good

7) I am very selfless in most cases. Trust me

8) I don't lie unless it is absolutely necessary

9) I'm apparently an amazing friend

Author's Note

Just had to get this out

Reviews

[Unknown Known]

I just wanna say, I hope I'm in the middle. I find that someone wanting to stab me is very hot. Masocist side of me. Anyway, It'd be amazing to have a friend that wants to stab me. I love your a*****e side.

[Robert Parlange]

Am I sensing conflicting personalities here? Yea, that's right, I'm a master of the obvious.

[Alexandra Hounschell]

Heh, yeah..