What is really being asked for.

i am in an office, waiting to be interviewed. my day job is "reorganizing" and i am looking for a promotion. here is how i imagine our conversation will go. roughly.

"Here you are sir, take the red one, please."

"Well, what does it do?"

"Certainly, sir. It kills the part of you that makes you 'you'. Well, subdues, is more like it. Very agreeable, sir. "

"Hmmm... how long does it last?"

"8 hours sir. Starts to wear off around the first 4 and a half, but, it will be completely out of your system by the full 8, sir. Very popular."

"I can imagine. What is this drug called?"

"Work, sir."

"Ah yes, well, I'll take two, thanks."

Reviews

[KillerWithWords]

Well done.
I like your satirical perspective.

"Certainly, sir."

why is he saying certainly?
Maybe have the previous dialog ask to explain...

[Francis Danger]

thank you again! there is a lot left to explain in this, certainly, you are right. it was spur of the moment thing, but has been added to a series of short bits for a collection i am working on. again, feedback is greatly appreciated!