"Are You Batman?", asks a nice little old lady

In a house, a nice little old lady would go upstairs, to one of the bedrooms and ask the person under the bed sheet "Are you Batman?" 

Jimmy Smackers, to the rescue of the celebrities!!

In a supermarket, a nice little old lady would go up to one of the other customers and ask them "Are you Batman?"

Jimmy Smackers, coming to the rescue of the celebrities!!

At a conference centre, a nice little old lady would seat herself next to one of the other attendees, and would do so so that she could ask "Are you Batman, Ra's Al Ghul's student?"

Not Jimmy Smackers. F**k him. It's Jesus Christ who's the one to come to the rescue of the celebrities!!