Socialism

There was once a man, who needed his society's economy to change, so that he could take a day off from his extramarital affair as a socialism to his extramarital affair.

There was once a girl.

She had fuckable fingernails.

She controlled the economy, with her fuckable fingernails.

Chemistry, Physics & Biology, all controlling the universe of nightclubbing, so that all socialists could avoid nightclubbing via having their own personal chemistry, physics and biology - each now lower c 

(no pun intended)

Pun or not, this was what the man did, to avoid the woman. 

Pun or not, this was how the man used socialism, to get what he wanted.

What a nice man!

What a happy man!