Those Poor Poor Muffins

Those poor poor muffins.

Their eater, was supposed to have purchased - was supposed to have been able to purchase - the Batman toy for £24.99.

To the poor poor muffins, there was a sense, there was a sense of belonging to the Batman action figure toy (not on the basis of the price tag being £24.99; the £24.99 price tag was just pragmatic convenience).

Anyhow, the Batman action figure turned out to be up to ten pounds dearer, going for £33.99.

As a result, the eater had to instead purchase a vibrant Superman toy (from the same shop).

In the aftermath, of having gone the way of DC's Superman rather than DC's Batman, the eater was to feel and experience sorrow, for his muffins - for his 4 pack of muffins.