The Alien Invasion

The Alien Invasion

Flash fiction, by Thomas Heath

 

 

“Those tablets are affecting my s**t.”

It was a revolutionary line, spoken by a darling husband to a sexy wife.

“Ahh, the forests and trees news media, dear?”

A strange line of reply. Revolutionary, yes. But still strange.

“Do you have to be such a pig?”

It was a non-strange but just as revolutionary line of reply.

There’d be no time to celebrate it though.

The alien invasion had been reported to have just now begun.

A darling husband. A sexy wife. And the aliens as well.

News media would be proud!