The Evil B*****d, Who Won't Wear Their Socks To End The United States

So, Merry Christmas.

You didn't play with your willy, but you had the will to play.

Somewhere, across the cosmos there's a sneaky f****r, there's an evil little b*****d (or should that be just evil b*****d?) who won't wear their socks to end the United States.

Sorry, but Merry Christmas to you. 

Now play with your willy instead.