Did you know that animals are homosexuals; plus, did you know that this is why it's main event time?

The White House. The Kremlin. The Reichstag.

The Palace of Westminster. The NBA. The NFL.

The McDonald takeaway. The suburbia pizza night.

The heat on the town. The wrestlemaniac. The she was a character. The visual beauty.

What do all of these have in common? It isn't that they're reality, or the lot in life; no, it's that they're the ultimate truth of the universe, which is that animals are homosexuals, and moreover, that it's because animals are homosexuals that it's main event time.