The Day the Earth Stood Still . . .

The Day the Earth Stood Still, Because Monarchy Wanted Arse Sex Like A Father's Boy Instead Of A Mommy's Boy

(A story by Thomas Heath)

"Remember Tom to do a dance, the day that your Lego package arrives from Lego."

"It will be a national celebration, a better national celebration than the time that the sexy wife's husband's arsehole was affected badly by those tablets."

"Yes dear, I concur. Oh by the way; did you read in the newspaper today about monarchy wanting arse sex like a father's boy instead of a mommy's boy?"

"Which newspaper was it? Wasn't The Guardian was it?"

"No, I believe it was The Sunday Times."

"Anyway, back to the national celebration . . . How would you like me to do my dance mother?"

"Just like you. Just like Tom."

"Can you elaborate, mother Rosie Samantha?"

"Just like how the actress Kate Winslet watches the Tom Cruise film Mission Impossible II; like a kangaroo."

"You want me to extrapolate from Winslet watching Mission Impossible II, for the Lego package dance?"

"Yes, because it's who you are dear. If you believe in national celebration, then you should believe in birthright as well."

"Yes mother, I stand corrected."

"Like a Kate Winslet kangaroo?"

"Like a Kate Winslet kangaroo."

The End

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