Suicide

Sadistic? Maybe a little. But honestly, what did you expect with that title?

Exsanguination
is such
an aggravation
Don't leave a mess
and the trauma
and the drama
for your mama
Just take a bath
with a toaster
Don't blow your head off
on a rollercoaster
Save the hassle
of a noose
With fifty Xanax
and some juice
Just please please please
spare the flood
of your blood
After all's said and done
I'm kind of squeamish.