Not This Year (Not Ever Again)

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year. I'm nice to my little brother and sister, and I always do whatever I'm told. I do all of my chores, and I also do all of my bro's and sis' too! So you see Santa sir, I really need all those extra gifts... this year.

p.s. My list is only a mere 51 pages, cut down from 57.

Bobby
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Dear Bobby,

I have watched you very closely over the last year, and I'm sad to say that you my little friend are a rotten liar! In no way do you ever help anyone but your own greedy self. I have let this c**k-and-bull story go on for far to long... that is my own doing. But believe me when I say it ends NOW.

p.s. Leave out a fresh batch of oreos with my milk, and I may leave you one gift you little punk.

Love,
Santa

Reviews

[Taja B.]

"p.s. Leave out a fresh batch of oreos with my milk, and I may leave you one gift you little punk.

Love,
Santa"


Hahahaha! This is so hilarious!lol... As a matter of fact, I'm still laughing right now!

Well anyways, This is a very nice piece of prose poetry. It's well written and eventhough it's more prose than poetry, it was a good piece in general and it was quite entertaining and hilarious.

Nice job and thanks for sharing.

Good luck in the contest.:)

[Angie- Reading As Fast ..]

Too funny, James! That's how I want to respond to my kids' letters to Santa sometimes! ha ha! J/K! This is great!

[A.M.P.]

Hahahaha, that was hilarious. =) It puts a new take on writing a letter to Santa. This is...just great. =) I am definitely adding this to my favorites. Great job, good luck with the contest!

[Rie Sheridan Rose]

Tough Love. And sounds like Bobby deserves it. I love your wit, James. This one is priceless. :)

[Raef C. Boylan]

"p.s. Leave out a fresh batch of oreos with my milk, and I may leave you one gift you little punk." - lol!

All parents should have one of these letters prepared for each materialistic offspring!

Nice work - it's more of a [No] Love [Lost] Letter.
Good luck with the contest.

[Norma J. Jessee]

James this is hillarious. I'm still laughing. I know a lot of kids that need to get that letter from Santa. I will repeat.HOW DO YOU DO IT ? This is great. Thanks for sharing .Hope you win.

[Kim]

This really made me laugh. I'm sure we have all known real kids like this! Wouldn't it be fun to be "Santa" and really be able to tell a child that? lol, good luck with contest