I Hate My Dog

I hate my dog.

I come home to

find her on Facebook.

Then she has the nerve

to talk back to me.

 

She goes out with her

‘Puppy Daddy’ when

she should be at home.

 

I wish she could grow up,

and quit eating my pills.

I never thought she

would be a drug addict.

 

She sleeps all day,

and goes out at night.

She eats her own crap,

and has had sex with many dogs.

 

When ever I say anything

She threatens to leave and

not help pay

for the rent.

 

She’s a real b***h.

Author's Note

First Place
Nov 23, 2011

DoGz!
I Hate My Dog

Reviews

[PrincessZeldaWannabe]

This was entertaining!

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LOL..it's a dogs life!!

[Margaret Marie Hubbard]

LMBO! Funny :D

[Chris38]

This was brilliant. Qurky and it made me smile.

[Casey Wolfe]

Haha, way too cute. Fun little poem. :) Thanks for the smile hun!

[Tina Kline]

This is very clever, brilliant and very impressive. I love it. It made me laugh, very fun and enjoyable to read!

[trainwreck]

Lovely little poem! I'm sorry about the delay in reading it, but this is very cute. I enjoyed it.

[OT]

hahaha this made me laugh!! brilliant, and clever take on them damn pets who take us all for a ride!!! nice!!