The Bridge on the River Nowhere (language warning)

I'm a real nowhere man

The Bridge on the River Nowhere (language warning)

The bridge to nowhere leads to many places of inconsequential insignificance. I travel on it every day and can never remember getting on or off. I remain in a dream without structure, cradled within a crumbling foundation, finding myself asleep behind a steering wheel in a beat-up car without an engine on deflated tires riddled with rusty nails. I’m that guy in that Beatle song, you know which one. I’m going nowhere on a cloud of lost dreams on a bridge built on misery and despair. I need to find the engineer to show me directions on how to get the f**k off…