valor

My fasting prayer for valor,

in desiring thy wishes,

only if thy will is in;

 

 

If only thou willest and art into;

               ____

 

 

Proofreader’s Fasting Prayer for Valor. (or born-again tastes viagra) 

 

 

If only thou willest and art into;

 

Arts or Crafts,

War or Peace,

Church or State,

Progress or Regression,

Love or Nostalgia,

Cool or Toxic,

a Flirt or the Pain in the Neck,

 

Spiritual not Religious,

Heathen not Pagan,

Bohemian not European,

Mystic not Cosmonaut,

Religious not Spiritual,

Analyst not Taxing,

 

drop a stint and see a ritual pragmatized,

Perhaps a beyond of,

 

Fraternity Virtualized,

Text Eroticized,

Transgender Textualized,

Rendition Hypnotized,

Pharmacy Supersized,

India Catharsized,

Qatar Anglocized,

Equilibrium Libidinized,

Magna Carta Nasalized,

Gettysburg Mumbelized,

Cartoonist Animized, 

Shareea Universalized,

Saliva Architectized,

Jazz Improvized,

Zealot Anesthetized,  

Z Hepburnized,

Post-Modernity Factisized,

222 reverized,

Placebo Pandemized,

Automata Tonalized,

Tomato Teamatized,

Stem Cells Reciprosized,

Meat Cannibalized,

Sartre Husserlized,

Bugs Bunny Exorcised,

Karl Marx Censorized,

Censor Blasphemized,

Blaspheme Staminaized,  

Victoria's Secret Publicized,

Ice-cream Vanillized,

Vanilla Powderized,

Powder Fathomized,

Beatles Demonized,

West Modernized,

Passé’ Capitalized,

Madison Sanitized,

Exploitation Invasivized,

Intensification Nano-Sized,

Lexical Substitute Evangelized,

Ahmadi Miniaturized,

Retro Ethicized,

Senate Termitized,

Lords Moisturized,

Orientals Marshalized,

Marshmallow Generalized,

Stuck-up Puncturized,

Puncture Fossilized,

NPR Monarchized,

Monarchy Feudalized,

Constitution Specialized,

Specialist Exceptionalized,

Exceptional Miraclized,

Miracle Vaticanized,

CSPAN Patronized,

Patronage Acedemiaized,

Freedom Libertinized,

Charlie Rose Europeanized,

Village Idiot Compartmentalized,

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

Patriotism Urbanized,

Interpals Sound Byteized,

Sarcasm Professionalized,

Sheikh Magnetized,   

Vatican Advertized,

Propaganda Commercialized,

London Subsidized,

Rome Subsidized,

Hellenic Subsistanized,

Nordic Talmudized,

Apollo Monotheized,

Helios Carbonized,

Carbon Subsidiarizd,

Federal Congenialized,

Congenial Universalized,     

Contravention Motelized,

Motel Room Avonized,

Lobbyist Lobbiazed,

Carbon Trade Emissionized,  

Mutual Existentialized,

Existence Hotelized,     

Sovereignty Exercisezed,

Sovereign Democratized,

Batman Alcatrized,

Liberal Alka-Seltzied,

Ulcer Confirmized, 

NRA Deodorized,

Honorable Champaignized,

Campaign Lethargized,

Liquid Man Tom Cruizeid, 

Zeid Qomizeid,

Reliable Enemy Agendized,

Kiss of Death Totemized,

Special Relation Kick Assized, 

Agenda Whateverized,

Camelot Carmelized,

Spanish Accent Cometized,

Michael Moore Infantlized,

Declaration Magnifized,

Starbucks Caramelized,

Independence Pedestrianized,

Tea Immortalized,

Tea Party Razzmatized,

Fruit Flavor Flavorized,

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

Los Angeles Isfahanized,

Addiction Minimalized,

Basmati Wall Maraized,

Moortaz Dietized,

Minaret Lazikzaid,

Pelosi Sushizeid,

Superstition Criticized,

Polytheist Abrahamized,

Cartesian Flip Flopzed,

Buddha Polytheized,

Immortality Gandhiezed,

Monotheist Monologized,

Post Modernity Peasantized,

Blah Blah Derridaized,

Yada Yada Terrorized,

Dictionary Brutalized,

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

Camel Caricaturized,

Minaret Nuclearized,

Nuke Ahamadized,

DNA Apologized,

Apology Bluffized,

Poker Revlonized,

Burka Americanized,

Working Class Socialized,

Catharsis Fictionized,  

Ice Hockey Gourmetized,

Canada Nordicized,

Humor Literalized,

Utility Legalized,

Hysteria Gasterosized,

Valuation Geographized,

Therapist Escapized,

Immigration Slavorized,

Escape Pantomimezd,

WWII Germanized,

Translation Fearized,

Lemonade Choreographized,  

Net Salivized,

Sahara Neutralized,

Neutrality Weaponized,

247 Ostracized,

925 Sanctisized,

I4I Laptopized,

Optician Tabletized,

SOP Multiplized,

Pharma Wallpaperized,

Sub-Saharan Archivalized,

Mathematics Over Subscribedized,

Bed Assetized, 

Pantyhose Federalized,

Bernanke Immobilized,

Fish Double-Entrized,

Toothbrush Mistreatized (Brutalized),

“2” communalized,

Neurons Descartized;

Communion Articulized,

Neanderthal Ethicized,

Nuremberg Criminalized,

Cleanliness Commercialized,

Huguenot Quakerized,

Tsunami Airliftized,     

Pyramid Plasticized,

Plastic Nobelized,

Fonts Geo-politicized,

Phoneme Cockneized,

Theology Crumpetized,

Pastry Clerickized,

Cast Expediteized,

Sectarian Sectionalized,

Punk Notarized,

Lady Gaga Invisiblized,

Extra Terrestrial Titanicized,

Mild Paranoia Lithiumized,

Rap Artist Hippized,

Hip Hop Elvisized,

Lithium Public Domainized,

Tabloid Auctionized,     

Reality Infestisized,

Ha Ha Ha Narcisized,

Hysteria Freudized,

Irony Sympathized,

Feudal Contemporized,     

James Dean Pasteurized,

Parachute Harryized,

Narcotic Hystericized,

Irony Historicized,

 

 

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

 

Sam Plagiarized,

Uncle Semioticized,

Hermez Persianized,

Izad Cybernetized,

e-mail Deliverablized,

BBC Aljazeeraized, 

Van Cough Shft-clickized,

Gogan Ctrl + Alt + Dized,

Victor Hugo Alt  F4ized,

Authenticity Courier New 16ized,

Bureaucracy Uninhibitized,

Hegemony Calibrized,

Crony Capital Feudalized,

Highway Nepotized,

Feudal Exceptionalized,

Slavery Immigraized,

Due Process Incarcerized,

Military Ontology Civilized,

Memory loss Recurrized,

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

Muscularity Assistized,

Husky fanaticized,

Ahmad Ahmedized;

Ahmed Ehmedized;

Preacher GMized,

Mormon Hormonized,

Hermes Mormonized,

Handbag Equineized,

Drone Relativity Engagedized,

Turk Skepticized,

Moral Hazards Achromatized,

Moral Support Socialized,

Too Big Littleized,

Atonal Tautologized,

Placebo Criminalized,

Twilight zone Immunized,

Turtle Triangulatized,

Immunity Politicized,

Gridlock Municipalized,

Salad Jamingized;

Soup Obamaized;

Salsa Choreographized;

Piping Tom Technocratized,

 

Arab Exceptionalized

India Exceptionalismized

Citizen Historicized

Story DNAized

Between the Lines Narrativized 

Tomato Potatized

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

Tautology Assessized,

Vacuum Congestionized,

Wailing wall Full-Employmentized,

 

Babycham Pontificatized,

Constitutionally Monarchized 

Privacy Viagraized, 

Congestion Levitateized,

Transparency Vacuumized,

Civil War Denationalized,

Hunter Gatherer Manufacturized,

Agrarian Manufacturized,

Service Sector Manufacturized,

Manufacturized Manufacturized,

Value Chain Vacuuized,

Pedantic eyezed,

 

 

 

To Be or Not To Be Insecticide,

 

Hosepipe Gurglized.

 

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,

 

Chauvinism Feminized

Feminine Privatized

Private Electoralized 

Complexity Electraized

 

Electorate Sterilized

Twist Pasteurized

Bill Hailey Digitized

Richard Branson Deflowerized

Botany Operationalized

Negligence Buggerized

Intentional Madonnaized

Atlantic Platonized

East to West Neanderthalized

African Quantumized

Quant Antennaized

Athena Buggerized

Beggar Burgerized   

McCarthyism Stalinized

Ayn Rand Deplagiarized

Academy Donnerized

Rice Pudding Meatball Sized

Frothy Frommized

 

Calibration Ha Ha Ha,