Sensational Bullshit, World of Confusion!, Patriotic Rotten Tomatoes, Gullible Fools

Sensational Bullshit

Big Bling still hurts my eyes!

Loud music deafening my ears!

Too many sweets ruin appetites!

Spinning is making me real Dizzy!

Too much Drama breaks our hearts!

Thus toddlers inspire louder laughter!

Bantering priceless bullshit, for laughs!

Toddlers ignore bullshit, kiss boo boos, contribute charming humor!

World of Confusion!

Too much praise and blame can cause concern,

Inspiring hope and fear in the easily confused,

Uncertain which Bullshit to think about next.

If somebody is already confused enough,

Why praise and blame them?

Even toddlers usually agree,

A little too much information,

Can lead to a world of confusion!

Patriotic Rotten Tomatoes

When Your politics Are No Longer Funny,

Stupid Crap Isn't considered Silly anymore;

Petty crap can become Less Of A Joke.

Any Self-righteous Hypocrisy Blatant,

When the patriotic Rotten tomatoes fly!

Burying Simple Comedy,

Under mountains of Crap,

Where the Light Never Shines sports fans!

Gullible Fools

If we could distill down all the bullshit,

Then people would profit a hundredfold;

Nonetheless gullible fools would remain.

If artifice and profit could be eradicated,

Then a lot of unnecessary waste, might be eliminated!

But, half-assed remedies merely treat the symptoms!

Being inadequate used by themselves.

The gullible require personal remedies:

Embrace your personal sense of humor;

Embracing your own ignorant laughter!