Short People!

I had to bow to the master on this one, because its an example of the fractal mathematics expressing themselves geometrically and quantitatively. But, its fun too!

*~Short People!~*

~&Short People got no reason...&~
~&Short people Got no reason...&~
~&Short People got no reason...&~

~To... Live……...~

~They Got Little hands...~
~And little Eyes…...~
~And They walk around...~
~Tellin' Great big lies…~
~They got Little Noses...~
~And Tiny Little Teeth...~
~They Wear platform Shoe...~

~On Their nasty Little Feet...~

*~~Well, I don't Want no Short People...~~*
*~~Don't Want no Short People...~~*
*~Don't Want no short People...~*

*~~...Round Here……~~*

~~Short People Are Just The Same...~~
~As You And I…….~
(~A Fool Such As I…...~)
~~All Men Are Brothers…...~~
~~Until The Day They Die….~~

~(Its A Wonderful World….)~

~Short People got nobody...~
~Short people Got nobody...~
~Short People got nobody...~

~~To... Love…...~~

~They Got Little Baby Legs...~
~And They stand So low...~
~You got to pick 'em Up...~
~Just to Say Hello...~
~They Got Little Cars...~
*~That Got Beep, Beep, Beep...~*
~They Got Little Voices...~
*~Goin' Peep, Peep, Peep...~*
~They Got grubby Little Fingers...~
~And dirty Little Minds...~
~They're Gonna Get You Every Time...~
*~~Well, I don't Want no Short People...~~*
*~~~Don't Want no Short People...~~~*
*~Don't Want no Short People...~*
'Round Here…...

(Randy Newman)