S**t Happens

Childhood trauma used to express contextual vagueness in the Quantum Observer Effect.

S**t Happens!

Sometimes resigned to our humble fate,

We let crap slide....until way past late!

S**t Happens Is The Rule,

Eternally... Rolling... Downhill!

Sliding Into The Smallest Cracks!

Making A Huge... … F*****g Mess!

Stinking up the entire neighborhood!

Piling Up Into A Mountain, Overnight!

Attracting Every Damned Fly For Miles!

Becoming Our Public Health Hazard!

Until The Crap... Finally... Hits The Fan!

Hesitant, To Ever Wait, To Procrastinate!

Dontcha Know S**t Always Be Happenin’?

Don’t You Know Murphy Was an Optimist?

The simple S**t Leads from the rear!

But the s**t just keeps Happening,

Sometimes the really messy crap,

Sometimes the really Hard crap,

But, if You’re not Full of Crap,

Then you’re starving to death!

While, if you can’t work your s**t out,

You’re up s**t creek without a paddle!