Wanna be the f@ck!ng President

Poem made in maybe 5 minutes. Just wanted to put something lighter than my other stuff =)

I used to wanna be Kate f****n Moss
Til I realized
A billion people are stronger
Then I wanted to be POWERFUL and s**t
Like the  f****n Great Khali
But a billion people are smarter
Then I wanted to be $$REAL F****N RICH$$.
like Bill f*****g Gates
But he's the nerdiest f**k around
And I wanna be sexy as f**k.
Then I realized,
I wanna be the f*****g president.
But momma says
I got too dirty a f****n mouth for that.
B*****s don't know

That every bloody f****n day

I brush my  motherfuckin goddamn teeth

For five whole f*****g minutes.

 

-Andrea

Reviews

[Jon Gary Frost]

loved it. new modern format. gritty. enjoyed!!