Everybody's got a story

The person of Joseph M. Tanner vs. That A**Hole when he drinks

Hear it loud and let me be clear
about the matter before this court-

Your Honor, fellow citizens and travelers alike
welcome to the unveiling of the impostor.

A thief and skilled liar,
Fire-starter and scandal-monger,
a manipulator of the worst kind.

Pronouncing judgments between shots of Jagermeister, this hypocrite imagines himself much taller than he is.

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[Emily B]

words to raise our glasses to . . .