An Unusual Story

I have quite the story 

its not horrifying or gory 

Its about my best friend 

who i acquired in the loony bin 

she's short and sweet 

and to the point 

she has a smile like Julia Roberts 

with a laugh that doesn't annoy 

at first i was quite scared 

no makeup and nothing to do your hair 

socks instead of shoes 

and lets not talk about the food 

obviously, im crazy 

Here comes this lady

short but not lacking 

she walks like shes packing

and boy oh boy is she 

personality so wild it almost made me dizzy

had to talk to her even though i was busy

jokes taller than her reach 

confidence you cant teach 

the most beautiful person you could meet

my best friend

straight out the loony bin