About Me
A crazy little monster with a brain in the forefinger and a smile on the lips. Sometimes people mistake her for pudding. They attempt to delve in with a spoon, only to be slapped and scolded. "Oh well," they say, "it was worth a try."
This monster likes to hang out in bookstores, where unsuspecting victims buy coffee and leave it sitting next to them on tables... they are unaware that coffee lures this vile beast in. They reach for their coffee moments later, only to find that it has been consumed. They look over to where their cup is and they see the one-eyed, large-brained finger with a startlingly shiny grin and they run out screaming for their lives.
The only way this monster can communicate is through writing, since its brain is in its finger. Sometimes it writes quite a snark... but don't take it lightly. This monster is dangerous! So I warn you all... beware of the Caroline!