Mr. Tea

I'm Jake, also known as Steve and Mr. Tea due to my uncontrollable urge for tea. Most people always see me with a cup of tea in my hand, a cigarette dangling from the corner of my mouth, and typing madly in front of a computer.

I'm looking to get some of my work noticed, which mainly consists of horror and fantasy, being the only blood-thirsty geek I know. My favourite authors include: James Herbert, Shaun Hutson, Stephen King and Brent Weeks,.

Also, I'm a massive music and film fan. My favourite bands are the ever-awesome Iron Maiden, followed by Mindless Self Indulgence and Metallica. The best film, ever, is I Am Legend, followed closely by Pineapple Express.

I'm the type of guy whos speaks his mind, and you can f*ck off for all I care if you don't like it.

Well, that's me. Hope you like the sh*t I write. I know I do :)