chilledgoose

"Me? Why, I'm an average extraordinaire!"

(Ahem) I'm terribly sorry about that. No matter how many times I tell Oscar to stay out of my business, he always winds up meddling.

"I do not! You just take too long to type something about yourself."

(Sigh) Anyways, my name's Aaron and if you're reading this, then I suppose greetings are in order. Nice to meet you sir or madam, young or old, left wing or right wing, girls bathroom or boys, it doesn't matter to me. I'm truly thankful that you've stopped by to check out my stories.

"Yeah, you should be thankful. It's not like they're very good. You should stop writing and get a job."

Oscar, you know I have a job. Remember, I'm a teacher. I just like to write for fun, so I can get all the crazy characters out of my head.

"Hey, did someone call for Crazy?"

No, Crazy. Go back to sleep. I'll wake you up when I need you. Don't tell him, but I really can't stand that guy. So, where was I? Ah, yes. I live in Northwest Arkansas. I share a home with my wife, and two kids...and two dogs, two cats, a guinea pig named Bilbo, and a bottle full of ladybugs. Whew! When I say it like that it sounds like a lot, but it's really not. We all live peacefully (most of the time).

One other note before I let you go - if you like a story that I've written, then please comment. If you don't like a story that I've written, comment anyways. It'll help me out in the long run.

Peace be the word.