Prologue

I am not complaining about life's frustrations,instead I am trying to laugh about them.This words are not mine and I dont think a good laugh can solve my problems but,whatever the case,life is full of frustrations and mine is but a laughter.
Until I turned twenty four life had been so-so.Then a chain of events happened.For one,graduating from Law School,and meeting Milana.Well,Milana is the girl of my dreams,my beauteous pearl but most importantly, she is the laugh of my life.
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   We met by accident.I was speeding  on a suburb street. My best friend Nick was throwing a party at his place and so,I didn't want to late on the free booze. 
   I took the last turn to Nick's house almost running her over as she jogged across the street with one of those small dog breed presumably, a Chihuahua.Luckily,she managed to jump out of the way and into the ditch.Unfortunately, her little dog met my car tyres and was flattened out.The sudden bump almost made me lose control but I managed to bring the Chevy to a halt and got out to assess the damage.
   My Chevy was in one and for this,I thanked God for having mercy on me...broke as I was.Then I saw her. She climbed out of the ditch and headed my way almost in slow motion. A fine piece of art sincerely blessed in all aspects Damn! Even dirt could not hide away her beauty.For a moment, I was lost in a world of fantasy until she let out an ear-splitting scream that snapped me back to reality ruining my orgasm-state- of-mind.

"Oh my God,you have killed Jimmy!" She screamed.
  
"Jimmy... I have killed no Jimmy." I innocently told her having scanned the area for a possible Jimmy.She pointed at the remains of her dog and started sobbing.
   "So this piece of s**t was a Jimmy! Couldn't it duck out of the way and into the ditch too?" For an answer,she raised her clenched fist and aimed for my nose. All the laugh I had for her vanished immediately. The blow sure didn't hurt but I decided to fake it in order to prevent more coming my way.
    "I am sorry for your loss miss but honestly, you should be thanking God your legs aren't broken instead of crying over a dead piece of s**t lying in the middle of the road." Then she lost it.
    "Save your sorry mister and thank God your nose isn't broken. I should kill you for running over my Jimmy with your red piece-of-s**t packed in the middle of the road!"

  "Wait a minute, did you just call my car a red piece-of-s**t? That is a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro,the only one in town!" I felt like pinching her beautiful nose.

"You called my Jimmy a dead piece-of-s**t too.That is a Sussex Spaniel, the only one in town until now! "

The argument went on and on. We were making a scene and a crowd  had gathered around us.Noticing this, I decided to win their sympathy and so did she.I wanted to convince them that I wasn't guilty as she screamed. "For christ's sake,you shouldn't be speeding on a suburb street." She cried.

"For Jimmy's sake,you shouldn't be jogging across the street without looking right or left."

No one was in the right.So we both left the scene.As she scooped her dead piece of s**t taking it with her for burial...maybe, I got into my car and drove on to Nick's place. Yeah,it really was a red piece of s**t.

Reviews

[Lauren]

Hi!
I just read your story, and I’m obsessed! Your writing is incredible, and I kept imagining how cool it would be as a comic.
I’m a professional commissioned artist, and I’d love to work with you to turn it into one, if you’re into the idea, of course! I think it would look absolutely stunning.
Feel free to message me on Discord (laurendoesitall) if you’re interested. Can’t wait to hear from you!
Best,
Lauren