Comic "B***h" Strip

A challenge made by J Todd Underhill… took a couple days but here it is in the flesh

 

She gives praise

To the size of your hand

That attracted her,

But laughs at the pencil

Used to draw in her sex drive.

 

She works that pole  

Like a stripper on a mission

To make her audience grow,

Only to use the generous tips

To advertise her clothing line.

 

She lets her smitten customers

Wine her and dine her,

Ordering the most expensive steak,

Then when the evening comes to an end

She’s a born again vegetarian

Exclaiming, “What is in your pants

Can’t satisfy my appetite.”

 

She gets off in turning men on

Then turning their egos

Into a punchline.

They call her The Comic "B***h" Strip

And she is coming to a newspaper near you

Causing a rise

In guys subscribing.

 

Reviews

[Linda Marie Van Tassell]

First, I have to say that the title itself is superb. The poem that flows therefrom is a river of irony and contradiction, rife with humor, and just goes to show how far an illusion can get you. I definitely vote for an encore. This is great!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well thank you ever so kindly for your generous praise of my words.

[David Scott]

Too funny Dale!
I may be naive but is this a real thing?
It seems like it could be...
You have a great sense of humor.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well I am know it is a real thing though I did not write it about anyone specific.

[Briana O'Connor]

Wow this is hillarious. Great spin on a harlot not actually being a harlot, a stripper just being a tease. Very nice. Thanks for sharing and keep up the good work

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you so dry much for the wonderful review, glad you enjoyed it.

[Frieda P]

Holy bitters! Who knew you could do biting so well? I think you nailed the challenge with a pneumatic nail gun!!!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Why thank you so much,,, many people know that I can bite ;)
Glad you enjoyed it Moonbeam

[Frieda P]

And here I thought you were all sweetness and light. :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Told you I only look harmless :)

[Kayleigh]

Your sense of humour makes me laugh and this has me in hysterics. I think we'll need to subscribe so we can get a round two at the comic B***h strip. ;))

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Oh wow that is the first time I got a request for an encore… I will take that into consideration.

[Kayleigh]

I think you need to baby.

[Lyn Anderson]

This is really good. Funny, witty, sarcastic, and clever. Nice job.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Why thank you so much…, four of my favorite things to be… I appreciate your time.

[Linda alexander]

Interesting write, great observation, people are different in their smartness and shrewdness, it all balances at the end, well penned

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, I was just having fun with this poem.

[Linda alexander]

You welcome, take care

[Madalyn Beck]

Hahaha! Well, this is something else! I thought of the whole "you want what you can't have" and those tend to be the b*****s that remain just out of reach. Great job! :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well that is certainly one way to take it for sure. Thank you Maddy for sharing your thoughts on my words.

[Rita L. Sev]

Haha! This is wonderfully snarky, Dale!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I must say that is the first time I have been referred to as snarky… I like that.

[Marie]

Apparently guys like to be set up and knocked down.
That's why b*****s have more fun.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I think you are right Marie :)