Grand Mad Hatter of Nyaffyshire

I'm the Mad Hatter of Nyaffyshire,
Sometimes I sit upon a grand old stone,
As if it were a golden throne,
The Grand Mad Hatter of Nyaffyshire,

I'm the Mad Hatter of Nyaffyshire,
I wear a dirty black gown,
As if it were the King's high crown,
The Grand Mad Hatter of Nyaffyshire.